Two Teenage Lovers Caught Having Sex In Granny's Bed

Kenya: Two teenage lovebirds under the influence of rogue adolescent hormones in Kawangware estate, Nairobi County, were recently caught red-handed having a gland-to-gland combat on the bed of the girl’s grandmother. The two, who recently cleared school, were caught eating the forbidden fruit by a neigbour.


Interestingly, the granny had gone to visit the girl’s parents who live a few metres from her house. Her absence, in turn, provided the seemingly naughty girl an opportunity to use her granny’s house to host her boyfriend. The boy had reportedly travelled all the way from Kibera, and had come to pick up his date before taking her to town for a treat. “The two had intended to go out for a date, but fortunately, the opportunity to engage in the act of rod — which they seemingly couldn’t waste — presented itself,” a witness said. A neighbour who had seen them sneak into the rented house was alarmed when they took longer to emerge, considering the old woman who the neigbour thought they had come to visit, was not around. She became more suspicious of the boy because of his dress code — a tilted cap and sagging pants, thus suspected they were up to no good, and thus went to check. “I tiptoed closer to the house and surveyed quietly to see what exactly was happening. To my amazement, they were not even in the sitting room and the door was ajar. That the shifty-eyed boy in the girl’s company had looked like a bad boy made me get jittery and curious,” he said.

Upon careful listening, she heard some strange noises akin to that of people noisily kissing emanating from the granny’s bedroom. She immediately burst into the bedroom. “I was surprised to find clothes scattered on the floor. I confiscated them, and stepped out to beckon another neighbour, who was standing outside her house to come and witness the incident,” she told Crazy Monday. However, the interruption immediately disbanded the amorous congress. And with nowhere to hide their nudity, the lovebirds attempted to hide beneath the bed. But it was too little too late, as they were ejected and paraded in the sitting room for a lecture on dangers of engaging in such activities at their age. Meanwhile, one of the neighbours phoned the granny, informing her of what had transpired. “What is that you two were doing on your grandmother’s bed? Do you want her to curse you? What you were doing is very bad, unless you are ready for babies…” a witness in the crowd of neighbours, who had gathered at the door, overhead one middle-aged female lecture the teenagers.

As the lecture went on, the fuming granny arrived and dispersed the crowd that had formed outside her house. This was before punishing her grand-daughter by asking her to wash the beddings. She also read her the Riot Act, and banned her from ever visiting her house — again. “This generation has no respect at all...this must be the end of the world,” the angry granny hissed, as she chased everybody from her compound.